Flowers Report
Current Bestest Song Ever: The Offspring - Gone Away
As seen from right to left:
- Mysterious plant holding on for dear life.
I have no idea how this plant survived until now. Basically it is nothing but 3 stems with one leaf each.
Means of connection to the ground: some flimsy stalk with a leaf at the end.
Life expectancy: slim to non. it has like 3 leaves and all of them look on the verge of death.
Comment: Water consumption is terrible. Even the modest amount of watering causes it to drip on the floor and over the A/C outlet. Its like the ground it is in, is nothing but holes. - Lush plant next to chair and CD holder.
Looks nice, have a distinctive taste to music or just left wing opinions (or right - depends where the observer is standing really).
Means of connection to the ground: Quite secure with a nice pole to climb. The pot position and some earth on the floor next to it suggest an extremely active earthworm or abuse by the cats. I choose cats for 50$.
Life expectancy: looks good. The occasional dead leaf but in general appears to be enjoying life.
comment: As I mentioned, I suspect the cats abuse this one but I wasn't able to get him to complain. - Some strange white and green small leafy thing right side of TV.
Looks like what I believe a mentally devastated plant will look like. If it was a human his hair would be long messy and skin flakes would fall of him.
Means of connection to the ground: Roots I guess and sheer mindlessness.
Life expectancy: Unknown. It looks quite alive, but then again it generates fallout like a grubby atom bomb. - Leafy thing left side of TV.
The quiet one. Seems to be growing quietly not making a fuss.
Means of connection to the ground: another pole. Poles are very much the rage in this place.
Life expectancy: quite good. Some leafs are showing suspicious holes but general condition is good. - Insect plant standing on blue chair.
I am afraid of this one. The leafs look like an insect. Plus it has only two of them. What will happen when it becomes hungry?!
Means of connection to the ground: 2 leafs, two thick stems. One must wonder why a plant requires a thick stem for one leaf. Unless this is not really a leaf...
Life expectancy: In a sense I would be much more calmer if it died. A third leaf was broken when I came in and didn't recover. I had to remove it. Possibly the other two felt it was too crowded. - Big assed, huge leafs plant next to doll of two headed Siamese twin.
Mr. Healthy. Probably generates most of the oxygen in the house.
Means of connection to the ground: Trunks. I wonder if the pot is enough for this one.
Life expectancy: looks promising. Although it kills the occasional sheet sized leaf, there are many more to cover for it plus new ones are coming out.
