The End is Nigh?
Last Wednesday I visited the couple for a tour of my new home.
I must admit, the place is much more tidier than mine. We will just have to see what happens when I'm done with it.
Instructions were pretty easy to follow. That is until you reach for the cats.
"keep that window only slightly open otherwise cat#2 might jump out"
"cat#1 tends to exit front stage it you keep the front door open for more than 2 nanoseconds"
"cat#2 likes to stand on the balcony but it seems she has a poor depth perception so she might fall"
"cat#2 has claws and she uses them. Be aware. Bring a towel when she runs out"
"cat#1 shows his affection to cat#2 by eating her food and trying to shred her apart"
there is more..
Problem with house sitting a place with living things is that they are less inclined to follow orders, rules, guidelines, suggestions and the fact I am not allowed to use tortures to make a point.
Currently Polina believes that I am full of endless love and I will win cat#2's heart. Amit on the other hand suggests both of the cats are mentally ill and no amount of love will change that.
I must admit, the place is much more tidier than mine. We will just have to see what happens when I'm done with it.
Instructions were pretty easy to follow. That is until you reach for the cats.
"keep that window only slightly open otherwise cat#2 might jump out"
"cat#1 tends to exit front stage it you keep the front door open for more than 2 nanoseconds"
"cat#2 likes to stand on the balcony but it seems she has a poor depth perception so she might fall"
"cat#2 has claws and she uses them. Be aware. Bring a towel when she runs out"
"cat#1 shows his affection to cat#2 by eating her food and trying to shred her apart"
there is more..
Problem with house sitting a place with living things is that they are less inclined to follow orders, rules, guidelines, suggestions and the fact I am not allowed to use tortures to make a point.
Currently Polina believes that I am full of endless love and I will win cat#2's heart. Amit on the other hand suggests both of the cats are mentally ill and no amount of love will change that.
